BONKONAUTS

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BONK ONAUTS

Build it. Drive it. Bonk your friends.

Build something stupid

You get 500 coins and an empty grid. Wood is cheap, metal takes a beating, and one sawblade costs about as much as two wheels. Bolt it together however you like, then hit LAUNCH.

Drive it at people

Ram them, shoot them, shove them off the edge. Lose your head or fly out of the arena and it costs you a life. Run out and you sit and watch the rest of the round.

Take the coins

Last one still driving wins the round. Coins buy skins, skins do nothing at all except look good, and there is no part of any of this you can pay real money for.

Eight parts. That is the whole shop.

No unlock tree, no premium blocks, no waiting for a timer. Everything below is yours in your first match, at the same price it costs everybody else.

Wood Frame12¢
Crate Frame18¢
Metal Frame28¢
HeadFree
Wheel20¢
Engine30¢
Sawblade36¢
Laser42¢

The head is free and you have to have exactly one. It is also the part everyone aims at.

How a round goes

Same three beats every time, and the server decides all of them.

1

60 seconds to build

Everyone builds at once, on the same budget, with the clock on screen. Finish early and you get to sit there looking smug.

2

Three minutes to settle it

Wreck a car and a new one drops in three seconds later, so nobody spends the round watching. Gravity belongs to the map: some arenas are an ordinary flat floor, others pull toward the middle, so you can drive up a wall and keep going along the ceiling.

3

Someone wins, or nobody does

When the clock runs out, whoever was wrecked the fewest times takes the round. Level on that, the car with the most health left wins it. Level on both, and it is a draw. The game says so either way.

Set the match up how you want it: best of one to nine rounds, up to four players in a room.

Four ways in

Quickplay

One button. It queues you up, tells you honestly how many people are waiting, and drops you into an arena when there are enough.

Room code

Every room gets four letters. Send them to whoever you want and they walk straight in.

Friends

Add the people you liked losing to. You can see who is playing right now and drop into their room.

Big screen

Put the arena on a TV and let everyone use their own phone as a controller. Nobody has to squint at somebody else's screen.

The server runs the physics, not your phone

Your phone sends what you press and nothing else. Every crate, wheel and collision is simulated on our machines, so there is nothing on your device worth editing and no shortcut to buy.

No adverts. No analytics. No crash reporter. No third-party SDKs of any kind. The app asks Android for exactly one permission, internet access, because it is an online game. Your account is a username, a password hash and the skins you unlocked.

Nothing tracked Servers in Belgium No purchases, ever

Want the details? The privacy policy lists every field that gets stored, why it exists, and how long it lasts.

Go and wreck something

Free to play, free to keep. Bring three friends or let Quickplay find you one.